All 4-year old second children should come with this warning label:
WARNING: I am a 4-year old second child. I am prone to enormous tantrums, followed by incredibly sweet moments. I love to sing, except when you want me to. I love the feel of toothpaste, peanut butter and mud between my fingers, and sometimes between my toes. I refuse to be logical, except when it suits me. And I firmly believe that Christmas is just next week and therefore I must keep my gift list current at all times. Time outs don't phase me and cleaning up is boring. Don't touch my hair, pick out my clothes or tell me my shoes are on the wrong feet - see tantrum warning above.

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