Peanut: Mom, I'm not so sure I want to drive. It seems dangerous.
Boo: I want to drive!
Peanut: Oh great! I had a dream about you driving, Boo.
Me: You did? What happened?
Peanut: Well, let's just say it didn't end well. [She lifts a Barbie high in the air, tips its head down, and slams it into the couch, then looks at it sadly and shakes her head]
Boo: [pauses, stares at the Barbie for a sec, then looks up at me brightly] I want to drive!

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