The Neil Diamond Revenge

So, The Man won't go to the store for me. He refuses to leave his computer game.

I am feeling pissy about that.

So I changed the password on my computer, launched "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" from the Neil Diamond Greatest Hits album, checked that the speakers were just loud enough, locked the keyboard and left.

His computer sits right next to mine.

I'm laughing my shallow, petty ass off all the way to the store.