Mama Sez:

I’ve been known to say dumb things before, but brand new vistas open up when you’re a mama. Sometimes I shock myself, either because I sound exactly like my mother, or because of the sheer ridiculousness of what I'm so seriously saying. I’ve been keeping notes:

The Bizarre:
--- No pizza on my shoe!
--- That’s right, we don’t eat poop.
--- Scooby Doo wouldn’t rub toothpaste on his tummy.
--- No, Mommy doesn’t want your food up her nose.
--- If you eat one more fish stick, the Easter Bunny will bring you more eggs!
--- I don’t know what you want when you talk “whale” [thank you Finding Nemo]

The cliché:
--- Because I’m the Mommy
--- When you’re the Mommy, you can make the rules
--- It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out
--- Don’t run with scissors

The silly:
--- I have a coconut head
--- Kissey-wissey, smoochie poochie
--- [singing] Rock-a-bye Boob in the tree top, when the wind blows the Boob will rock…
--- I love my pants