The Amazing Appreciating Dog Toy

Want to turn an ordinary squeaky into a nearly priceless artifact?

First, you buy a $4.99 dog toy. Try a cute tiny little dinasour. Viola! It's the puppy's favorite.

Now introduce an unfortunate pooping incident, and it's time for a dinasour wash.

But poopy dog toys in the washer is gross.

So the next step is to soak him in the toilet first.

GREAT idea. Works like a charm. But to get the value to go up, you must flush and simultaneously let go.

Then you add plunging.

Then two days to really let it soak down there.

And when the bathtub spontaneously fills with smelly, yellow/brown water, it's time to call the plumber.

One day and two hours later, you have a torn, filthy little dinasour toy that smells like the worst subway toilet in the history of mankind, that now costs $235!

I call it, The Magic of Crap Addition.